Sometimes it seems
that you almost have to be like the Crocodile Hunter and go
out and hunt one down. I don't know if it is worth the time,
unless you are into such a beast...
By not having sex you don't have any risk of
getting pregnant. Men these days don't seem to want to take
care of their babies. Nothing would be worse than having a
baby and being forced to work at a fast food joint to pay the
bills. Being a single mother is tough these days and I don't
blame them for not wanting to take that chance. It is hard
enough to live on your own, let alone have to worry about
kids.
Some women may choose not to have sex for
religious reasons. This is probably the number one reason why
women stay virgins. They believe that they aren't allowed to
have sex until they are married. I went to church when I was a
teenager and during this time a lot of girls in the church
were having sex. I guess some people practice this, while
others just claim that they do.
There is the type of woman who claims she is
a virgin but yet will give you oral sex. She will allow you to
stick your fingers in her love cave and get them stinky. She
does this so in her mind she is still a virgin, pure and
clean.
I'm not sure that I
would call someone who can toot your flute like they are
playing in an orchestra a virgin. I guess this can
help reduce the risk of catching a disease. Also, you don't
run the risk of pregnancy. If she wants to toot your flute,
let her play all the notes she wants
The next bunch of virgins are the type that
allow you to touch them, but not do anything else. She may
allow you to feel her breasts or lick her nipples. If you are
lucky she will cop a feel of your penis. That is about as far
as it goes with her. She might eventually end up being like
the 'virgins' who will toot your flute. I wouldn't count on
it though.
This might sound odd, so make sure you are
sitting down for this next one. Some 'virgins' enjoy anal sex.
They feel since they aren't using their vagina's it really
isn't sex. Anal sex is called anal sex for a reason, because
it is sex. Just like oral sex is sex. I have no idea why a
woman thinks that if she spreads her cheeks, she is still a
virgin. I guess it doesn't matter in the long run. All that
matters if you can get some of the sweet anal love canal. I
won't argue if she thinks this will keep her a virgin.
Sometimes when a woman
hasn't had sex in a while, the vagina can shrink to its normal
size. She can actually bleed the first time she has sex in a
long, long time. Though she isn't really a virgin, she will
seem like it. This is like the David Copperfield of virgins.
There is some magic going on in tat putty cat.
Some women are what they call 'secondary
virgins'. This really blows my mind. Basically they go out and
screw everything thing that moves and decide they will be a
virgin until they get married. I'm not sure how they can feel
they are a virgin, but who am I to understand anything about a
woman. I think this usually happens after a woman has a
religious experience and decides that she will take the plunge
again after she is married.
Why is this so important? To a man, he
could care less really. Getting to lay a virgin is like
winning a world series, but after a certain age you realize
that your chances of this is slim. Personally, I think as you
get older it is no longer an issue. You want a woman who can
rock your world in bed, not someone who has never done
anything before. Other than not having to worry about disease,
to me and probably most men, this whole virgin thing is plain
stupid.
The reason why some women are so obsessed
about this is, they want to remain pure. Their virginity is
the only thing that they see as making them pure and clean.
They can talk like a sailor who has had too many beers, but
yet if that precious tuna canal hasn't been explored, they are
pure as can be.
I am amazed that this is still an issue.
After all of the women's rights stuff in the 1960's, I would
have figured this was long gone. I guess I am wrong. If this
confuses you as much as it does me, then just leave it alone.
If your woman is claiming she is a virgin, but yet has
screwed the High school football team, I would leave her be.
She is more than likely a nut case and needs to be
avoided.