1. Always bring
protection. You should never ever be in a position
where you don't have a condom. You should always have some on
hand. If you don't, you might miss that chance to have sex.
2. Being too
aggressive. We don't want you to zero on their
clitoris like you are a laser guided missile. Instead, focus
on turning her on. This will do more than running straight for
the canal du stinky.
3. Being too relaxed.
Women want a little spunk in their guy. They want
to know that you are turning them on. Be brisk, but yet not
too aggressive. You don't want to be so aggressive that you
scare her away. If when you see her naked, it makes you feel
like you haven't ate in weeks, go take a cold shower and
return to the bedroom.
4. Touching too
softly. A woman won't break if you touch her. If
you touch her too softly she won't feel anything. Don't beat
her, but use common sense. If she moans, it feels good, if she
kicks you in the nuts, you are hurting her.
5. Don't have rough
fingernails. You should keep your nails trimmed and
well kept. A woman doesn't like you touching her sensensitive
areas if you have rough or long fingernails. This could cause
small cuts or painful sores.
6. A wondering hand.
A woman likes to be felt, but there is a point that
you are overdoing it. Feeling her up isn't a sport, you don't
get points if you can cover the same spot more than once.
7. Only going halfway
down. If you are kissing her and leading down to
her belly button, don't stop. This will only frustrate her.
Instead, if you aren't going to go down, then doing head down
there! Focus on kissing her instead.
8. Don't just use your
fingers. If you are going down on her, the whole
point is to use your mouth too. Don't just use your fingers.
This will keep her begging for more and she will take care of
it in the bathroom.
9. No direction.
There is nothing worse than having sex with someone
who just stares at the ceiling. Get out there and have some
fun. You don't want to sit on the bench when you have worked
so hard to score do you?
10. Slapping her ass.
Women hate this. Unless you know for a fact this is
a turn on, then don't do it. Women are so consumed with their
asses and they always think that it is too fat. Also, this can
bring up issues about her past if she was abused as a child.
11. Who is your daddy?
Women don't want to hear this. Some women like role
playing in bed, but not this. No woman wants to have sex with
a man who is calling himself her father.
12. Did you have an
orgasm? If you did, don't keep it a secret. Women
like to know that they pleased their man. Unless they are half
dead or drunk, they should be able to figure this one out on
their own.
13. You ask her if she
had an orgasm. Trust me, you will know if she does.
No need to ask.
14. Excuses.
Women don't want to hear why you can't get it up.
Be honest with her, don't make some lame excuse that she will
know is a lie right away.
15. She brings out her
sex toy. Don't be fearful of this! There is no
reason to be. Instead, enjoy watching her bring herself to an
orgasm. This will be good material later on to keep in your
spank bank if you happen to need it.
Sex isn't tricky. You aren't building a
rocket ship. You need to understand that if you over think it,
you will ruin it. Instead, just go with the flow. Don't follow
these to perfection, you will appear to be a nerd. Unless of
course, you just got out of your local Star Trek convention.
